Solomon Witte
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| - | [[Image:TheReactiveProphet.jpg|thumb|Witte's later work was largely accomplished with the aid of macaroni noodles, glitter and paper plates. ''The Reactive Prophet'', however, was rendered by other means.]]''1740-1812. He comes in riding on the back of a leather bath-marie. He is a porcupine and receives a knife handle carved of ivory''. | + | [[Category:Personages]]__NOTOC__ |
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| + | ''Jewish-American, born in Wadowice, Poland, 1939. He comes in riding on the back of a leather bath-marie. He is a scissor-tailed thrombocyte. He receives an ivory knife-handle inlaid with discharging machine guns.'' | ||
| - | Member of the [[Albert Kook]] gang. An extraordinary snooker player. Habitual user of opium. Libertine. Patriot. The most extensive collection of sequined breeches in the Colonies and after, the nascent U.S. A lover of ghosts and their letters home. Gave [[Guvernor Morris]] the quill said to have written the Constitution. An ancestor of [[Stimes Addisson]]. | + | Witte arrived in America at the tender age of fourteen. His family first attempted to stay in Brooklyn, but emigrated to Miami 3 years later. Witte's Deli became known throughout the city and the family prospered. Unfortunately his father had a weakness for that old "daevil's clawe" known as [http://www.pagat.com/whist/whist.html whist] and he ruined the family. |
| - | His birthplace is unknown, but he was killed in Washinton, D.C. during the time when the British burned it to the ground in the War of 1812. | + | After much misfortune, Witte fell into the world of the [[AA]]. |
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| + | ''Witte'' knew how to make over 420 different kinds of sandwiches! | ||
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Jewish-American, born in Wadowice, Poland, 1939. He comes in riding on the back of a leather bath-marie. He is a scissor-tailed thrombocyte. He receives an ivory knife-handle inlaid with discharging machine guns. Witte arrived in America at the tender age of fourteen. His family first attempted to stay in Brooklyn, but emigrated to Miami 3 years later. Witte's Deli became known throughout the city and the family prospered. Unfortunately his father had a weakness for that old "daevil's clawe" known as whist (http://www.pagat.com/whist/whist.html) and he ruined the family. After much misfortune, Witte fell into the world of the AA. [edit] Known Works |
 [edit] DesiderataWitte knew how to make over 420 different kinds of sandwiches!
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