Life Alphabetically

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	[[Yon Milhaus]]'s '''Life Alphabetically''' was originally published in 1967 as a limited-addition broadside, manually printed and featuring illustrations by [[William Flintrock]]		[[Yon Milhaus]]'s '''Life Alphabetically''' was originally published in 1967 as a limited-addition broadside, manually printed and featuring illustrations by [[William Flintrock]]
		+	== Life Alphabetically ==
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	We Value:		We Value:
	1. A strong right hand		1. A strong right hand
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	2. Fearsome cutlets		2. Fearsome cutlets
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	3. An enormous black Lilly		3. An enormous black Lilly
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	4. Some ass: old lag sign		4. Some ass: old lag sign
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	5. A feasible demeanor		5. A feasible demeanor
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	6. No count piss-coon verbs:		6. No count piss-coon verbs:
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	7. Aren't you the lucky one		7. Aren't you the lucky one
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	8. Simultaneous navigators		8. Simultaneous navigators
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	9. Alligators a-sprawl upon The Blankets of Jingo		9. Alligators a-sprawl upon The Blankets of Jingo
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	10. An enormous Love		10. An enormous Love
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	11. The indescribability of nothing		11. The indescribability of nothing
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	12. Cool pants, man		12. Cool pants, man
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	13. Green, therefore, immutable		13. Green, therefore, immutable
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	14. The need for steadfast self-contradiction		14. The need for steadfast self-contradiction
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	15. The Dialectic of Humor		15. The Dialectic of Humor
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	16. No doubt there is idiocy in me		16. No doubt there is idiocy in me
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	17. Ten More, always, when in need of a grammic dythrambia		17. Ten More, always, when in need of a grammic dythrambia
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	18. Dolphins are our friends		18. Dolphins are our friends
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	19. Continuous adventure		19. Continuous adventure
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	20. Hands free		20. Hands free
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	21. Hand held open		21. Hand held open
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	22. Simultaneous tongue		22. Simultaneous tongue
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	23. The necessity of added tongs		23. The necessity of added tongs
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	25. V		25. V
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	26. The penultimate more intriguing		26. The penultimate more intriguing
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	27. By removal--it is Mad Work to remove--the truth can be made pure		27. By removal--it is Mad Work to remove--the truth can be made pure
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	28. Revel in Redundancy		28. Revel in Redundancy
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	29. You are always, primarily, a jackass		29. You are always, primarily, a jackass
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	30. The goat-headed one, the jokester, the ass; these are the forms of greatness		30. The goat-headed one, the jokester, the ass; these are the forms of greatness
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		+	==
		+	See Also ==
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		+	[[We Demand]]

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1 Life Alphabetically

Yon Milhaus's Life Alphabetically was originally published in 1967 as a limited-addition broadside, manually printed and featuring illustrations by William Flintrock

Life Alphabetically

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We Value:

1. A strong right hand
2. Fearsome cutlets
3. An enormous black Lilly
4. Some ass: old lag sign
5. A feasible demeanor
6. No count piss-coon verbs:
7. Aren't you the lucky one
8. Simultaneous navigators
9. Alligators a-sprawl upon The Blankets of Jingo 
10. An enormous Love
11. The indescribability of nothing
12. Cool pants, man
13. Green, therefore, immutable
14. The need for steadfast self-contradiction
15. The Dialectic of Humor
16. No doubt there is idiocy in me
17. Ten More, always, when in need of a grammic dythrambia
18. Dolphins are our friends
19. Continuous adventure 
20. Hands free
21. Hand held open
22. Simultaneous tongue
23. The necessity of added tongs
25. V
26. The penultimate more intriguing
27. By removal--it is Mad Work to remove--the truth can be made pure
28. Revel in Redundancy
29. You are always, primarily, a jackass
30. The goat-headed one, the jokester, the ass; these are the forms of greatness

== See Also ==

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We Demand