Alexandre Dacusse
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| - | Dacusse was the inspiration for the Fonz. | + | : Dacusse was the inspiration for the Fonz. |
| - | + | : As a boy he once had a pet snail named Mauricio. | |
| - | As a boy Dacusse once had a pet snail named Mauricio. | + | : Dacusse's nickname in lycée was ''l'Americain''. |
| - | + | : He is the only [[AA]]'er arrested more than five times! | |
| - | Dacusse's nickname in lycée was ''l'Americain''. | + | : He was arrested in France for fighting and again for stealing a car. In the U.S. he was arrested for public drunkenness, groping an art dealer's wife and at the [[3rd AA International Conference]] for belting a delegate. His subsequent run-ins with the law have miraculously left him arrest-free. He likes champagne and has bouts of vegetarianism. Frequent advocate of ''Occitan'' autonomy. |
| - | + | : He can currently be found hanging out at Death Row records or driving his convertible Thunderbird down the Sunset Strip an an ostrich-skin suit. He's made it, baby! | |
| - | Dacusse was the only [[AA]]'er arrested more than five times! | + | : Banned '''For Life''' from [[Bangcock Willie's]] after the [[Showdown Post Facto]]. |
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| - | He was arrested in France for fighting and again for stealing a car. In the U.S. he was arrested for public drunkenness, groping an art dealer's wife and at the [[3rd AA International Conference]] for belting a delegate. His subsequent run-ins with the law have miraculously left him arrest-free. He likes champagne and has bouts of vegetarianism. Frequent advocate of ''Occitan'' autonomy. | + | |
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| - | He can currently be found hanging out at Death Row records or driving his convertible Thunderbird down the Sunset Strip an an ostrich-skin suit. He's made it, baby! | + | |
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| - | Banned '''For Life''' from [[Bangcock Willie's]] after the [[Showdown Post Facto]]. | + | |
| == Known Works == | == Known Works == | ||
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Desiderata
- Dacusse was the inspiration for the Fonz.
- As a boy he once had a pet snail named Mauricio.
- Dacusse's nickname in lycée was l'Americain.
- He is the only AA'er arrested more than five times!
- He was arrested in France for fighting and again for stealing a car. In the U.S. he was arrested for public drunkenness, groping an art dealer's wife and at the 3rd AA International Conference for belting a delegate. His subsequent run-ins with the law have miraculously left him arrest-free. He likes champagne and has bouts of vegetarianism. Frequent advocate of Occitan autonomy.
- He can currently be found hanging out at Death Row records or driving his convertible Thunderbird down the Sunset Strip an an ostrich-skin suit. He's made it, baby!
- Banned For Life from Bangcock Willie's after the Showdown Post Facto.
Known Works
Historiography of My Forthcoming Eminence: Preparatory Measures for a Poetical Dominance of the Western Mystery Tradition, footnotes published before his renowned biography titled simply, I Think It's Time For You To Leave.
Numerous Bathroom Scrawlings, geographically dispersed poetical aphorisims found in men's rooms throughout the Continental U.S., French Guyana and select Tahitian work-out gymnasia.
