Purvey Dicklock
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| - | [[Image:Spoon.jpg|thumb|The actual spoon used in the Dicklock murder was one of the most common varieties sold on the market.]][[Category:Personages]]American plumber found dead in his home during the fiery summer of '03. He was found with a note tied around his neck which read: "Beastly demon in charge og a vicious gang, their li^ps around the cock of the most ermous shenanigan. Get it over with, there isa giunshot.oer." In an unusual twist, the note had been the murder weapon, a sort of garrot which had been wound tight with a [[Crossed Spoons Device|wooden spoon]]. | + | [[Category:Personages]]<table width="100%" border="0" align="right" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0"> |
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| + | <td width="*" align="left" valign="top">American plumber found dead in his home during the fiery summer of '03. He was found with a note tied around his neck which read: "Beastly demon in charge og a vicious gang, their li^ps around the cock of the most ermous shenanigan. Get it over with, there isa giunshot.oer." In an unusual twist, the note had been the murder weapon, a sort of garrot which had been wound tight with a [[Crossed Spoons Device|wooden spoon]]. | ||
| The careful student of the macabre will remember that the same kind of death later befell [[Richard Lancelyn Green]]. Found on his bed almost a year later, Green's death, despite his insistence in months prior that he was being watched by a [[Stanley Adcock|mysterious American]], was ruled a suicide. | The careful student of the macabre will remember that the same kind of death later befell [[Richard Lancelyn Green]]. Found on his bed almost a year later, Green's death, despite his insistence in months prior that he was being watched by a [[Stanley Adcock|mysterious American]], was ruled a suicide. | ||
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| American plumber found dead in his home during the fiery summer of '03. He was found with a note tied around his neck which read: "Beastly demon in charge og a vicious gang, their li^ps around the cock of the most ermous shenanigan. Get it over with, there isa giunshot.oer." In an unusual twist, the note had been the murder weapon, a sort of garrot which had been wound tight with a wooden spoon.
The careful student of the macabre will remember that the same kind of death later befell Richard Lancelyn Green. Found on his bed almost a year later, Green's death, despite his insistence in months prior that he was being watched by a mysterious American, was ruled a suicide.
Dicklock was a bachelor who made a good living at his chosen posession. A keen fly-fisherman and collector of toy bicycles, he was not known to have any enemies. A rather reserved, heavyset fellow, his only known social outlet was the rather improbably named Light of Sirius Lodge #27, Freeville, KY, a Freemasonic body of regular standing. See Also |
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