Dr. Jules Sarkozy
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| Once a prominent Dermatologist, Sarkozy, a Franco-Romanian of dour demeanor, devoted himself to crime after seeing how easy it was to seduce his glamorous patients with prescriptions and his incomparable knowledge of cosmetics. A vicious pusher of skin creams and chic powders, he was a virtual untouchable until he locked horns with Forkes. | Once a prominent Dermatologist, Sarkozy, a Franco-Romanian of dour demeanor, devoted himself to crime after seeing how easy it was to seduce his glamorous patients with prescriptions and his incomparable knowledge of cosmetics. A vicious pusher of skin creams and chic powders, he was a virtual untouchable until he locked horns with Forkes. | ||
| - | His companion was thick-witted [[Bumbles Thatchett]]. | + | His sidekick was thick-witted [[Bumbles Thatchett]]. |
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| + | :Esteé Lauder once test-marketed a skin-care line comprised chiefly of luminescent buttocks cream called ''Sarkozy's Jewels''. | ||
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Sarkozy is the nemesis of Dutch Forkes in Stimes Addisson's Blood Red Blues and Stimes Addisson's Blues.
Once a prominent Dermatologist, Sarkozy, a Franco-Romanian of dour demeanor, devoted himself to crime after seeing how easy it was to seduce his glamorous patients with prescriptions and his incomparable knowledge of cosmetics. A vicious pusher of skin creams and chic powders, he was a virtual untouchable until he locked horns with Forkes.
His sidekick was thick-witted Bumbles Thatchett.
Desiderata
- Esteé Lauder once test-marketed a skin-care line comprised chiefly of luminescent buttocks cream called Sarkozy's Jewels.
