Blimp

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blimp n. 1. A sandwich of huge proportion. 2. A clandestine form of communication used by Solomon Witte to speak with headquarters on matters of hygiene, diet and proper dress; unfortunately, not clandestine at all. 3. A flying watermelon; a metaphor that threatens you with imposing air-filled sacs. 4. A fat chick, according to a young Ahmed Capra.

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Eccentric aviator Art Doll piloted a blimp named Stimso's Gumption from Dayton Ohio to his death over the mid-Atlantic in June, 2003. Made entirely of light-weight pants and German coat hangers, the imposing dirigible was fabricated to resemble an enormous flying pancake.

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