Cock's Comb

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The Anahinthan Cock's Comb
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The Anahinthan Cock's Comb

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The secret hand signal of the Crack Stepper grade of The League of Men with Fancy Gloves is called the Cock's Comb. It is made with the right hand.

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It is also used by Anahinthan members. The Grand Rond in Toulouse, France features a sculpture of a jolly man, attired as a butcher, one hand amputated indicating high rank, his other hand upon his apron giving the hand signal. Many have speculated that the man in the sculpture is a local leader posing in a kind of daring show of cards designed to provoke, antagonize and bewilder local Gloved Ones. Tellingly, the signal is given with the left hand, which is a reference both to the Anahinthan's appositional purpose to that of the Gloves and a sign of allegiance to the left-hand path. The amputated right hand is thus emphasized, the inevitable end point to a train of thought which though shuddering at the repulsiveness of the conclusion, cannot but help to feel a strange twinge brought about by years in some cases decades of georeligious indoctrination (that branch of science so laden with heavy and unfortunate connotations), which so humbly accepts to often bloody dignity (so posited in his or her geomantic thought implants), of sacrifice.

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The Cock's Comb as depicted by El Greco
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The Cock's Comb as depicted by El Greco

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The liver is the Cock's Comb.