Death
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| - | '''death''' ''nv.'' '''1.''' An unfortunate by-product of third-world countries, cannons, [[God|God-worship]], ill-gotten [[Stabbin' Hat|stabbin' hats]], and the prime cause of funerals and funereality. '''2.''' A consensual goal or endpoint; the resolution of a drama. '''3.''' The result of life. '''4.''' The generative force responsible for [[Dead man]] and the multiplication of [[vapor]]. | + | '''Death''' ''nv.'' '''1.''' An unfortunate by-product of third-world countries, cannons, [[God|God-worship]], ill-gotten [[Stabbin' Hat|gains]] and the prime cause of funerals and, by extension, funereality. '''2.''' A consensual goal or endpoint; the resolution of a drama. '''3.''' The result of life. '''4.''' Generative force responsible for [[Dead man|dead men]] and the multiplication of [[vapor]]. |
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| - | In an attempt to escape death, [[Poobs]]often turn to personal saviours. | + | Attempting to escape Death, [[Poobs]] often turn to personal saviours. |
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Death nv. 1. An unfortunate by-product of third-world countries, cannons, God-worship, ill-gotten gains and the prime cause of funerals and, by extension, funereality. 2. A consensual goal or endpoint; the resolution of a drama. 3. The result of life. 4. Generative force responsible for dead men and the multiplication of vapor. [edit] Non Canonical Text"You may be starved to death, stung to death by wasps, killed by tigers, cut to pieces--beginning at the toes--impaled on spears, burned to death, or tattooed."1 -- The Life and Adventures of the Burdett Twins. 1881. New York: Popular Press. [edit] See Also[edit] Notes
Note 1: Though the shock value is lost on contemporary audiences, both twins chose tattoos. |
[edit] DesiderataAttempting to escape Death, Poobs often turn to personal saviours. |
