Dr. Peter Von Fondle

From Plastic Tub

The illustriously vague and physiognomically paedeophillic purpotraitor of pupil persuasion perhaps most famous for his Pre-eminent play "Pardon Me Priapus"- a seedy tale of garden lore. His acuity in historical sexual studies and his unholy enthusiasm for behavioralism strengthened his ability to co-erce false testimony in the now legendary red-shoe scare.

Vond Fondle is founding memeber of the The International Council for Regressive Nonaterism and is a respected paleo-psychologist, author and playwright.