Monstrous Science
From Plastic Tub
monstrous science inad. 1. A pejorative term referring to the intrusion of Science into areas considered the traditional realm of Faith, Religion or Mysticism. 2. Scientific experimentation producing human tragedy, death or otherwise monstrous circumstance. 2. A ballsy powerplay toward the throne of God, most notably enacted by the adherents of materialism.
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Extrapolation
In the Associationalist milieu monstrous science functions as a metaphor, jilted aside from the deificationary effects of direct analogy, and represents a belief both in the intellectual capacity of man to understand and comprehend the universe but also the tendency of the selfsame men to clog such understanding with the investigation with cock-n-balls, the raciality of "tight vaginas," petty arguments, fistfights over the watering systems, bearded ladies with pen-knives and literature of nearly all stripe. The study of such a thing naturally invites clamor --- an so it is that only superlative examples of the scholarly type need apply.
Desiderata
- Though evidence is largely speculative, Pooban zealots often deride Goom as a product of monstrous science.
Non-Canonical Text
For instance, when mankind pulls a glove from the very hand of the unmoving mover.
