Monstrous Science
From Plastic Tub
monstrous science inad. 1. A pejorative term referring to the intrusion of Science into areas considered the traditional realm of Faith, Religion or Mysticism. 2. Scientific experimentation producing human tragedy, death or otherwise monstrous circumstance. 2. A ballsy powerplay toward the throne of God, most notably enacted by the adherents of materialism.
Extrapolation
- "In the Associationalist milieu monstrous science functions directly as metaphor -- jilted aside from the deificative effects of direct analogy -- and represents a belief both in the intellectual capacity of man to understand and comprehend the universe, but also representing the unfortunate tendency of these self-same men to clog understanding with the investigation of cock-n-balls, the knee-deep speculations on "tight vaginas," endless and furrowing argumentation, fist-fighting over watering systems and the equal distribution of wealth, bearded ladies with pen-knives, half-formed thoughts, shadows that appear like minotuar by the hat-rack and literature churned out by neophytes, all of it beaming with a curiously understated joy, a step from biliousness and nearly all stripe."
- "The study of such things naturally invites clamor --- and so it is that superlative examples of the scholarly type alone find themselves in this thick trench, cautiously gnawing the removing end of a pencil, papers atrew, knowledge spread throughout in the manner of a sealed envelope become bogs of vapor, big time, with no shit shorn."
Desiderata
- Though evidence is largely speculative, Pooban zealots often deride Goom as a product of monstrous science.
Non-Canonical Text
For instance, when mankind pulls a glove from the very hand of the unmoving mover.
