Poobites
From Plastic Tub
poobite n. euphemistic. 1. One who celebrates and through action extends the influence of Poob Culture. 2. A jingoist; an extreme nationalist or super-patriot. 3. One who arrives at conclusions through the spirit of contrarity, a reactionary. 4. A victim of the Poob Bargain.
Usage
"Puti-Culture has traditionally rejected this mode of apprehension -- your average poobite couldn't follow this line of thought if it were lit by a jar of carmelized phosphorous." - Dr. Peter Von Fondle, in his firecracker speech to the Wiki Crowd.
