Red glove
From Plastic Tub
Emblem of the Crack Stepper grade of The League of Men with Fancy Gloves. Usually a tight-fitting affair, looking very much like a velvet dinner glove; this somewhat effeminate design was later scrapped in favor of a rougher, more utilitarian pair of hand-pants. Regardless of particular style, the gloves are only worn in ritual or in times of emergency.
Red Glove was also a comic hero of the 1970's. A giant red glove with legs, his massive digits were extremely dextrous. His punchline: "Is it delirium or meditation which reveals truth?" He walso prone to randomy uttering to female passersby "Leave the dead come sleep with me." Also: "Television is the land of the dead."
Desiderata
- Worn on the head, a red glove gives you the appearance of having a Cock's Comb!
