Stinking Weed

From Plastic Tub

Stinking Weed (n. sometimes y.) 1.That which is now known as Tobacco. 2. Any of a number of poobian deceptions. 3. Known sacrament for the consistenely nervous. 4. Closest living relative to the common ancestor of the caffienoids.

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Jorge Suarez was afraid of Tobacco.

Steven Vogeler has often claimed that if cigarettes were not around, that he would invent them.