The League of Men with Fancy Gloves

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-The League is composed of three grades: Greenhorn, Crack Stepper and Holy Man/Woman. Each grade involves a ritual progressively entitled "Running the Guantlet," "Taking the Gloves Off," and "Throwing Down the Gloves."+The League is composed of three grades: Greenhorn, Crack Stepper and Holy Man/Woman. Each grade involves a ritual progressively entitled "Running the Gauntlet," "Taking the Gloves Off," and "Throwing Down the Gloves."
== Publications == == Publications ==

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The totemic indicator of the Crack Stepper grade, on display at the Smithsonian Museum in Washington D.C.
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The totemic indicator of the Crack Stepper grade, on display at the Smithsonian Museum in Washington D.C.
Fashionable group of Poets and wayward mystics seemingly gathered to harrass the establishment, the revolution, the avant-garde and especially The League of Gnomes. Famous for their Massive Dinner Send-Back of 1955 at Ryan O'Donnely's Ribhouse and Honkytonk.


Organizational Structure


The League is composed of three grades: Greenhorn, Crack Stepper and Holy Man/Woman. Each grade involves a ritual progressively entitled "Running the Gauntlet," "Taking the Gloves Off," and "Throwing Down the Gloves."

Publications


Hand Pants: How Gloves Make the Man, rare poetical grimoire.

Crack Stepper Jack, the Untold Story Told, scathing indictment of disbarred member Cleo James Thurstunwell.

Lollipop Enclave, collection of essays on Post-Utopian Theory.

Suspected Involvement


Aside from the Massive Dinner Send-Back and the Puti-Core Scandal the League has been linked with numerous sinister schemes and maleficient shenanigans. Michael Jackson is a member, but only honorary.

The League runs an Ale House in Prague called "Ye Fingered Friend."

Do they traffic Absinthe into Europe?