William Flintrock
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| [[Image:williamflintrock2.jpg|thumbnail|William Flintrock as pictured in '''"Who We Are."''']]''American, of Irish descent. Flintrock came in second without pants, wearing a cowboy hat, still smelling of axle grease. A childhood dream, chewing moss. He is a wolf. In the very least, a houndstooth jacket. He receives a fireman's helmet.'' | [[Image:williamflintrock2.jpg|thumbnail|William Flintrock as pictured in '''"Who We Are."''']]''American, of Irish descent. Flintrock came in second without pants, wearing a cowboy hat, still smelling of axle grease. A childhood dream, chewing moss. He is a wolf. In the very least, a houndstooth jacket. He receives a fireman's helmet.'' | ||
| - | In addition to a fine poet, polemicist and illustrator, Flintrock in generally acknowledged to be the [[AA]]'s best welder. | + | In addition to being a fine poet, polemicist and illustrator, Flintrock in generally acknowledged to be the [[AA]]'s best welder. |
| - | He has a farm near San Ysidro, New Mexico, where he welds shit, smokes high-quality Alaskan grass and shoots off guns. He loves to hike and travel. Give 'im a call. As Adid says: "He needs a woman since Lydia left and his bearskin rug is too big for one...." Adid always guffaws heartily after this one. | + | He has a farm near San Ysidro, New Mexico, where he welds shit, smokes high-quality Alaskan grass and shoots off guns. He loves to hike and travel. Give 'im a call. As [[Adid]] says: "He needs a woman since Lydia left and his bearskin rug is too big for one...." Adid always guffaws heartily after this one. |
| == Known Works == | == Known Works == | ||
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In addition to being a fine poet, polemicist and illustrator, Flintrock in generally acknowledged to be the AA's best welder.
He has a farm near San Ysidro, New Mexico, where he welds shit, smokes high-quality Alaskan grass and shoots off guns. He loves to hike and travel. Give 'im a call. As Adid says: "He needs a woman since Lydia left and his bearskin rug is too big for one...." Adid always guffaws heartily after this one.
