Glasspants

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glasspants n. 1. Tight fitting jeans. 2. A series of experiments by Adid and Addisson that went horribly and famously awry, resulting in arrests, embarrassment, bleeding, disfigurement and stiff knees. 3. prop. n. An elusively outspoken and reputedly fictional member of the poorly conceived (and arguably hoaxed) Minneapolis-based Bought Art Movement (BAM).

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Argy Boy was once arrested for walking about in plastic-wrap "trousers", though he later convinced the judge he was sporting tight, black pants and a hefty bulge.