Choco
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| He was a short fellow made of chocolate. His name was Choco. | He was a short fellow made of chocolate. His name was Choco. | ||
| - | The origin is simple. A small alien probe descends upon earth, dispensing [[pancakes]] and [[sausages]] to befuddled farmers, nomads, tribesmen and campers. Eventually it falls into the hands of US government agents, who succeed in discovering the probe's mission. In addition to providing the alien race's favorite foods to the Earth-masses, it contains alien DNA and instructions on how to turn the raw material into an alien capable of sharing the its wisdom. The device for making the transformation is built from material found readily in any American kitchen. But there has been a problem. An Air Force Colonel attached to the project, a religious fanatic, sabotages the device which he believes to be a Satanic plot. | + | The origin is simple. A small alien probe descends upon earth, dispensing [[pancakes]] and [[sausages]] to befuddled farmers, nomads, tribesmen and campers. Eventually it falls into the hands of US government agents, who succeed in discovering the probe's mission. In addition to providing the alien race's favorite foods to the Earth-masses, it contains alien DNA and instructions on how to turn the raw material into an alien capable of sharing its wisdom. The device for making the transformation is built from material found readily in any American kitchen. But there is a problem. An Air Force Colonel attached to the project, a religious fanatic, sabotages the device which he believes to be a Satanic plot. |
| As the experiment begins, a scientist muching a bar of chocolate is caught in an unfortunate explosion, but instead of dying, begins a slow transformation. After [[27]] agonizing days, he emerges from his room as a five-foot chocolate bar. He walks, he talks. He is an anthropomorphic chocolate bar. His powers include telepathy, levitation and telekinesis, in addition to an almost inexhaustable range of knowledge and abilities. | As the experiment begins, a scientist muching a bar of chocolate is caught in an unfortunate explosion, but instead of dying, begins a slow transformation. After [[27]] agonizing days, he emerges from his room as a five-foot chocolate bar. He walks, he talks. He is an anthropomorphic chocolate bar. His powers include telepathy, levitation and telekinesis, in addition to an almost inexhaustable range of knowledge and abilities. | ||
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| As the strip continues Choco escapes from his government handlers, doing good and spreading his undeniable charm. He sports a large diamond ring and a cane, giving him a [[pimpish]] air. Racially ambiguous, smooth with the ladies but clearly asexual, Choco appeals to all. | As the strip continues Choco escapes from his government handlers, doing good and spreading his undeniable charm. He sports a large diamond ring and a cane, giving him a [[pimpish]] air. Racially ambiguous, smooth with the ladies but clearly asexual, Choco appeals to all. | ||
| - | The strip has appeared in dozens of languages and continues to appear in irregular Double Stimes editions and christmas specials. | + | The strip has appeared in dozens of languages and continues to appear in irregular [[Double Stimes]] editions and christmas specials. |
Revision as of 13:58, 6 Oct 2004
In the Fall of 1979, when America's spirits were in a sad lag, a hero appeared; the nation turned towards this hero with upraised arms and giddy smiles.
He was a short fellow made of chocolate. His name was Choco.
The origin is simple. A small alien probe descends upon earth, dispensing pancakes and sausages to befuddled farmers, nomads, tribesmen and campers. Eventually it falls into the hands of US government agents, who succeed in discovering the probe's mission. In addition to providing the alien race's favorite foods to the Earth-masses, it contains alien DNA and instructions on how to turn the raw material into an alien capable of sharing its wisdom. The device for making the transformation is built from material found readily in any American kitchen. But there is a problem. An Air Force Colonel attached to the project, a religious fanatic, sabotages the device which he believes to be a Satanic plot.
As the experiment begins, a scientist muching a bar of chocolate is caught in an unfortunate explosion, but instead of dying, begins a slow transformation. After 27 agonizing days, he emerges from his room as a five-foot chocolate bar. He walks, he talks. He is an anthropomorphic chocolate bar. His powers include telepathy, levitation and telekinesis, in addition to an almost inexhaustable range of knowledge and abilities.
As the strip continues Choco escapes from his government handlers, doing good and spreading his undeniable charm. He sports a large diamond ring and a cane, giving him a pimpish air. Racially ambiguous, smooth with the ladies but clearly asexual, Choco appeals to all.
The strip has appeared in dozens of languages and continues to appear in irregular Double Stimes editions and christmas specials.
