Dr. Peter Von Fondle

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Australian, 1932-1996. He arrives in a yellow school bus full of children and could not be coaxed out. He is a Care-Bear at half-mast. He recieves a skeleton latchkey.

The illustriously vague and physiognomically paedeophillic purpo-traitor of pupil persuasion perhaps most famous for his pre-eminent play "Pardon Me Priapus"- a seedy tale of garden lore. His acuity in historical sexual studies and his unholy enthusiasm for behavioralism strengthened his ability to co-erce false testimony in the now legendary Red-Shoe Scare.

Vond Fondle is founding member of the The International Council for Regressive Nonaterism and is a respected paleo-psychologist, author and playwright.

Theorist of Quantum Ethics.

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