Freemasonry
From Plastic Tub
|  Freemasonry org. 1. A vast number of self-inflated and pseudo-veiled autotelic human organizations of dwindling membership formed in medieval times; principally granted value via conspiracy theories bolstered by peculiar opposition from various other autotelic human organizations (e.g., the Church and communist governments).
 [edit] Non Canonical TextLike the last wriggles of deflating balloon,  
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 [edit] DesiderataName your favorite Franklin. He was a Freemason. Name your second favorite Franklin. Yep, he was a Freemason, too. A.W. Slippers and Senator Locust B. Burley were Freemasons. 
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