Manatee
From Plastic Tub
| manatee n. 1. A graceful omnivore inhabiting the warm waters of Florida. 2. A highly-intelligent alien of great psychic prowess, notably in levitation, telekinesis and ESP.
[edit] ExtrapolationA relatively unknown offshoot of Santeria, known appropriately as a Manatee Cult, worships the mammal with secret rites which involve the ritual consumption of kelp and prayers over specially illustrated candles. [edit] See Also |
 [edit] DesiderataManatee fear no evil and as a result tend to cause it. Many Associationalists exhibit irrational fear of Manatee, based on ancient text. Manatee tastes like chicken. |
