Red Suitcase

From Plastic Tub

Red Suitcase adjn. 1. lit. Blood-colored descendant of the trunk; tote of said color. 2. Object of genealogical reflection; vagina. 3. A mythical object of Tubbian lore. 4. Abe Lincoln's head. 5. Precursor to the Internet, metaphorically lost out to "the web."


"Green, plassic tub? Please. That dude was lucky to <garbled>." -- poorly recorded message on Steven Adkins answering machine from Mazzistow Carrington. This message was later proven to be a hoax. The message was actually a drunken prank call from Louis Farrakhan.

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Little Red Riding Hood is said by many folklorists to be a metaphor for a red suitcase.