Red Suitcase

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-'''1.''' ''Literally'', a red, hinged, case for toting suits, traditionally clasped by buckles, or, more recently, a zipper. '''2.''' A metaphoric reference to female genetalia. '''3.''' A mythical object of Tubbian lore.+''Red Suitcase'' ''adjn.'' '''1.''' ''lit.'' Blood-colored descendant of the trunk; tote of said color. '''2.''' Object of genealogical reflection; vagina. '''3.''' A mythical object of Tubbian lore. '''4.''' [[Abe Lincoln]]'s head. '''5.''' Precursor to the Internet, metaphorically lost out to "the web."
== Extrapolation == == Extrapolation ==
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-"Green, plasic tub? Please. That dude was lucky to <garbled>." -- poorly recorded message on [[Steven Adkins]] answering machine from [[Mazzistow Carrington]]. This message was later proven to be a hoax. The message was actually a prank call from Louis Farrakhan.+"Green, plassic tub? Please. That dude was lucky to <garbled>." -- poorly recorded message on [[Steven Adkins]] answering machine from [[Mazzistow Carrington]]. This message was later proven to be a hoax. The message was actually a [[heavy drinking|drunken]] prank call from Louis Farrakhan.
== See Also == == See Also ==
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* [[Plastic Tub]] * [[Plastic Tub]]
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-<font style="font-size: 90%">+''Little Red Riding Hood'' is said by many folklorists to be a metaphor for a red suitcase.
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Red Suitcase adjn. 1. lit. Blood-colored descendant of the trunk; tote of said color. 2. Object of genealogical reflection; vagina. 3. A mythical object of Tubbian lore. 4. Abe Lincoln's head. 5. Precursor to the Internet, metaphorically lost out to "the web."

Extrapolation


"Green, plassic tub? Please. That dude was lucky to <garbled>." -- poorly recorded message on Steven Adkins answering machine from Mazzistow Carrington. This message was later proven to be a hoax. The message was actually a drunken prank call from Louis Farrakhan.

See Also


Desiderata


Little Red Riding Hood is said by many folklorists to be a metaphor for a red suitcase.