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pig n. 1. Intelligent and succulent omnivore; domesticated swine. 2. Yo mama.

Usage

"Eat-in? More like a fucking facist pig-out." –- an angry Addisson, clocking her majesty, 1955.

"What you talkin' 'bout, Wilbur?" -- Charlotte, while spinning her web.

Common usage stems from ditties and treats. A pig skin, for example, is tasty.

The AA totem pig was famously aped by Lord of the Flies. Gnome psy-ops cried, "This is doubtful!"

Civilization owes a debt to pigs. Wild boar run from hunting and gathering societies to more sedentary agricultural communities.

Note to Western Civilization: the ancient Euro-Aegean custom of offering pigs hotdogs is Greek.

Raw mountain oysters smell like truffles.

Boars ejaculate a pint of semen during half-hour long orgasms.

A boar with no testicles is called a barrow.

And Eggs