Society of Men With Secret Underwear

From Plastic Tub

A subversive secret order founded by Ahmed Capra in a blatant attempt at luring Balthazar Buehb into a fistfight. When Buehb flatly refused to tussle, Capra flew into a rage, shedding his pants in a fell swoop. After much ballyhoo and scrurrilous newspaper coverage, it was exposed by insiders that the Secret Underwear weren't terribly secret, or even terribly interesting -- they were simply stained.

Curiously, the language of the anonymous Secret Underwear Report, 2000, regarding stains especially, is similar to the language used against Cleo James Thurstunwell in Crack Stepper Jack, the Untold Story Told.