Steven Vogeler
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| ''American. Born January 29, 1966 in, Kingsville Texas. He arrives on one of those goddam Segways. He recieves a stack of Watchtowers and a blimp inflation kit.'' | ''American. Born January 29, 1966 in, Kingsville Texas. He arrives on one of those goddam Segways. He recieves a stack of Watchtowers and a blimp inflation kit.'' | ||
| - | Fradulent and Ill-Informed Cultural Critic, Lazy Painter, Poor Speller, Proprietor and Priciple Tour Guide of the "I Smoked Pot over there" walking tour of Downtown Dallas, Sometime Bartender and Smoke ring Blower Extroidanaire. | + | Reknowned by his peers as a fradulent and ill-informed [[Cultural Critic]], a [[Sunday Painter]], a poor speller, The Single Proprietor and Principle Tour Guide of the ''[[I Smoked Pot Over There]]'' walking tour of downtown Dallas, a sometime bartender and local Smoke Ring Blower Extraordinaire, Vogeler is most famous for being the product of [[monstrous science]]. Originally composed entirely of cattle-hats, his controversial imbroglio with the [[La Ligue du Masque Cancéreux]] stripped him of his superpowers. Thus, he can be found on most Thursday nights holding court with [[Tim Wilson]] at the obscure Expo Lounge in the transient filled side of downtown Dallas. |
| - | The product of [[monstrous science]], Vogeler was originally composed entirely of cattle-hats. His run in with the [[La Ligue du Masque Cancéreux]], however, stripped him of his superpowers. | + | == Known Works == |
| - | He can be found on Thursday nights, Holding court with [[Tim Wilson]] at the obscure Expo Lounge in the transient filled side of Downtown Dallas. | + | |
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Revision as of 05:30, 3 Aug 2004
American. Born January 29, 1966 in, Kingsville Texas. He arrives on one of those goddam Segways. He recieves a stack of Watchtowers and a blimp inflation kit.
Reknowned by his peers as a fradulent and ill-informed Cultural Critic, a Sunday Painter, a poor speller, The Single Proprietor and Principle Tour Guide of the I Smoked Pot Over There walking tour of downtown Dallas, a sometime bartender and local Smoke Ring Blower Extraordinaire, Vogeler is most famous for being the product of monstrous science. Originally composed entirely of cattle-hats, his controversial imbroglio with the La Ligue du Masque Cancéreux stripped him of his superpowers. Thus, he can be found on most Thursday nights holding court with Tim Wilson at the obscure Expo Lounge in the transient filled side of downtown Dallas.
