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-A rare phonographic picture-disk published by [[The Leaugue of Gnomes]] in 1996. Although it bears the [[Alpha Chimp]] imprint, this is now recognized to be a fraud, although many conspiracy theorists point to it as evidence of [[AA]]/Gnomes collusion.+A rare phonographic picture-disk published by [[The League of Gnomes]] in 1996. Although it bears the [[Alpha Chimp]] imprint, this is now recognized to be a fraud, although many conspiracy theorists point to it as evidence of [[AA]]/Gnomes collusion.
The disc is notable not only for the power of its propaganda, but for the sound of one hand clapping to be heard on the B-side. The disc is notable not only for the power of its propaganda, but for the sound of one hand clapping to be heard on the B-side.
Each copy bears a unique Kirilian portrait of President Bill Clinton. The LP's are rumored to be worth millions on the black market, although aside from their rarity, no one knows exactly why. One theory is that encoded within the text are instructions for accessing several of the Gnomes Swiss bank accounts. If true, it is indeed a valuable item and a ballsy show of nonchalance by the normally reticent Gnomes. Each copy bears a unique Kirilian portrait of President Bill Clinton. The LP's are rumored to be worth millions on the black market, although aside from their rarity, no one knows exactly why. One theory is that encoded within the text are instructions for accessing several of the Gnomes Swiss bank accounts. If true, it is indeed a valuable item and a ballsy show of nonchalance by the normally reticent Gnomes.

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A rare phonographic picture-disk published by The League of Gnomes in 1996. Although it bears the Alpha Chimp imprint, this is now recognized to be a fraud, although many conspiracy theorists point to it as evidence of AA/Gnomes collusion.

The disc is notable not only for the power of its propaganda, but for the sound of one hand clapping to be heard on the B-side.

Each copy bears a unique Kirilian portrait of President Bill Clinton. The LP's are rumored to be worth millions on the black market, although aside from their rarity, no one knows exactly why. One theory is that encoded within the text are instructions for accessing several of the Gnomes Swiss bank accounts. If true, it is indeed a valuable item and a ballsy show of nonchalance by the normally reticent Gnomes.