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Sumerian awe. 1. STFU from history's first giant glans.


Why Sumerians Are Awesome
by Hortense Allegheny
Sumerians worshipped Ia. Or Io. Whatever, a king from the sea, the spheriod that encapsulated the Earth, being as it was the unlickable center of the Demiurge's unobserved hitsquad. If you lived in the sea, which was also the sky, you were a God. Or at least the child of a God. And that's where the shit starts to fucking stink.
Child of a God. Apparently.
So, Sumerians are like us in many ways.
H. Allegneh Ny
5th Period, Mrs. Gordon

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‏(الجمع) تضارب بالقبضات is arabic for "eating children."