Vogeler and The Mexican Fellow

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'''Vogeler:''' '''Vogeler:'''
-: Behold, I have come among you, and have found you wanting."+: Behold, I have come among you, and have found you wanting.
: Wanting for a bath, that is. : Wanting for a bath, that is.
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'''Poor Man's Rickshaw -''' ''(in his first appearance, bellows)'' '''Poor Man's Rickshaw -''' ''(in his first appearance, bellows)''
: I am full of the people. I vomit people, I am so full. If you could extract the people -- one by one -- from the elaborate rediscription of my paw I know confide -- than you can find the RickShaw Code, obedient tho you must be to discoer the ultimate seceret -- a secert so astounding that even daughters of the revolution will lift thier stinking skirts, riasing simulataneious East Coast eyebrows/infections -- most of them waxed, apparently. : I am full of the people. I vomit people, I am so full. If you could extract the people -- one by one -- from the elaborate rediscription of my paw I know confide -- than you can find the RickShaw Code, obedient tho you must be to discoer the ultimate seceret -- a secert so astounding that even daughters of the revolution will lift thier stinking skirts, riasing simulataneious East Coast eyebrows/infections -- most of them waxed, apparently.
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 +== See also ==
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 +[[Steven Vogeler]]

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Excerpted


by Mexicans and Americans, The Ongoing Adventures of a Man And His Country, Largely Hi-Jacked

Vogeler:

Behold, I have come among you, and have found you wanting.
Wanting for a bath, that is.

Stinky motheruckers:

(crowd murmers incosolately)
But seriously, you should think about your soul. Think about the Gove Desert. When a sinner plants : : his seed, God thinks, here is a man who can clean up after my white blessed children. Because after : the party of intermixing is accomplished, we will need a fire.
(here is where need the froth of tones the frothe of mankind the mocah froth of mankind)

Vogeler:

O' Poobish Ones, ye who would be decieved, who heads are not protected from dreaded shedding, I ask you -- who even now assemble before me, querying. It is you to whom I speak, stop querying ad infinitum,
runs to waiting car, or alternatly in the Czech performance, a mule with four sticks.

Poor Man's Rickshaw - (in his first appearance, bellows)

I am full of the people. I vomit people, I am so full. If you could extract the people -- one by one -- from the elaborate rediscription of my paw I know confide -- than you can find the RickShaw Code, obedient tho you must be to discoer the ultimate seceret -- a secert so astounding that even daughters of the revolution will lift thier stinking skirts, riasing simulataneious East Coast eyebrows/infections -- most of them waxed, apparently.

See also


Steven Vogeler