Barataria
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| - | Sancho Panza, Don Quixote's sidekick, was long lured by his greed, imagining that he could ride his noble knight's coat tails to riches. His greed was his down fall -- numerous times over. At once point, a Duke and Duchess pull a prank on Sancho by naming him the govern of Barataria, an island they invented, riffing off "barato," the Spanish word for cheap. | + | Sancho Panza, greedy fool, imagined that he could follow his noble knight, Don Quixote, to riches; he lept when offered governship of Barataria, but the island was but pure invention, pranksters riffing off "barato," the Spanish word for cheap. |
| - | Centuries later, the phantasmic isle inspired the Spanish settlers who applied the name Barataria to the mouth of the Mississippi river. Three islands sit in the Bay of Barataria; though they are barely even there (they are prone to disappearing under water during hard rains), their strategic and semi-tropical location has led to a colorful and decadent history. Jean Lafitte took up residence there in the early 1800s and established himself as Sancho's heir apparent in the Kingdom of Barataria, ruling over a misfit collection of pirates, runaway slaves, and deserters. He imported prostitutes from the mainland to stock his island brothel and established an easy-going live-and-let-live island life. | + | Centuries later, the phantasmic isle inspired the Spanish settlers who applied the name Barataria to the mouth of the Mississippi river. [[Three]] islands lay low in the Bay of Barataria; though prone to disappearing entirely under hard rains, their strategic and semi-tropical location led to a colorful and decadent history. |
| - | Guarding the mouth of the mighty river-road, Lafitte saw to the safe passage of [[U.S.]] ships, and let his pirates plunder Spanish and French traders. His "kingdom" managed a sort of quasi-recognized fiefdom status with the various national players in the area; the United States and the Independent Republic of West Florida, naturally, took one more favorable relations than did France or Spain. | + | Jean Lafitte took up residence there in the early 1800s; establishing himself as Sancho's heir apparent in the Kingdom of Barataria, he held rein over a misfit collection of pirates, runaway slaves, and deserters. With imported prostitutes, smuggled rum, and a simple piratanical code, Lafitte established an easy-going live-and-let-live island life. |
| - | The quick rise and fall of West Florida led to interesting times. Lafitte lent the republic a hand with their rebellion, and helped to secure the miniature nation its short-lived independence. When Grant moved in and took control of West Florida, Lafitte welcomed West Floridian soldiers looking to maintain a last holdout. | + | Guarding the mouth of the mighty river-road, Lafitte kept safe passage for [[U.S.]] ships while plundering French, Spanish, and British traders. His "kingdom" managed a sort of quasi-recognized fiefdom-status with the various national players in the area; the United States and the Independent Republic of West Florida held more naturally favorable relations than did the European Colonial powers. |
| - | As there was really little chance that the West Floridians in Barataria could offer any real resistance to Grant, the "holdout" turned into a debauched party; women and booze and money and fisticuffs flew wild and loose as befit such end-of-times. [[A.W. Slippers]] is rumored to have hooked up with the [[Albert Kook gang]] during these mad apocalyptic days. The West Floridians hunkered down in Barataria were eventually pardoned in a deal worked out by their former governor, [[Fulwar Skipworth]] who was colorful associate of the [[Founding Father]]s. | + | The quick rise and fall of West Florida led to interesting times. Lafitte lent the republic a hand with their rebellion, helping to secure a short-lived independence for the miniature nation. When Madison proclaimed control of West Florida, Lafitte welcomed West Floridian soldiers looking to maintain a last holdout. |
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| + | As there was really little chance that the West Floridians in Barataria could offer any real resistance to the U.S., the "holdout" turned into a debauched party; women and booze and money and fists flew as wild and as loose as befit such end-of-times. [[A.W. Slippers]] is rumored to have hunkered down with the [[Albert Kook Gang]] during these mad apocalyptic days. The privateers in Barataria were eventually pardoned in a deal worked out by their former governor, [[Fulwar Skipworth]], a colorful associate of the [[Founding Fathers]]. | ||
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Sancho Panza, greedy fool, imagined that he could follow his noble knight, Don Quixote, to riches; he lept when offered governship of Barataria, but the island was but pure invention, pranksters riffing off "barato," the Spanish word for cheap. Centuries later, the phantasmic isle inspired the Spanish settlers who applied the name Barataria to the mouth of the Mississippi river. Three islands lay low in the Bay of Barataria; though prone to disappearing entirely under hard rains, their strategic and semi-tropical location led to a colorful and decadent history. Jean Lafitte took up residence there in the early 1800s; establishing himself as Sancho's heir apparent in the Kingdom of Barataria, he held rein over a misfit collection of pirates, runaway slaves, and deserters. With imported prostitutes, smuggled rum, and a simple piratanical code, Lafitte established an easy-going live-and-let-live island life. Guarding the mouth of the mighty river-road, Lafitte kept safe passage for U.S. ships while plundering French, Spanish, and British traders. His "kingdom" managed a sort of quasi-recognized fiefdom-status with the various national players in the area; the United States and the Independent Republic of West Florida held more naturally favorable relations than did the European Colonial powers. The quick rise and fall of West Florida led to interesting times. Lafitte lent the republic a hand with their rebellion, helping to secure a short-lived independence for the miniature nation. When Madison proclaimed control of West Florida, Lafitte welcomed West Floridian soldiers looking to maintain a last holdout. As there was really little chance that the West Floridians in Barataria could offer any real resistance to the U.S., the "holdout" turned into a debauched party; women and booze and money and fists flew as wild and as loose as befit such end-of-times. A.W. Slippers is rumored to have hunkered down with the Albert Kook Gang during these mad apocalyptic days. The privateers in Barataria were eventually pardoned in a deal worked out by their former governor, Fulwar Skipworth, a colorful associate of the Founding Fathers. See Also |
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