From Plastic Tub

peacock(s) int. 1. pl. Derogatory American term for E.U. battlegroups. 2. A mysterious collection of flying eyes. 3. A curious juxtaposition of a (1) comical and small, green vegetable and a (2) common euphemism for the penis.

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Notable Bird Species and Related Erratum


A peacock was the symbol of the short-lived Republic of Vendorra.

David Payne's original shot at losing his virginity was interrupted by an inopportune peacock scream in a grave yard; ‘twas nearly 18 months later before the opportunity presented itself again in a trailer park.