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| '''pig''' ''n.'' '''1.''' Intelligent and succulent omnivore; domesticated swine. '''2.''' Yo mama. | '''pig''' ''n.'' '''1.''' Intelligent and succulent omnivore; domesticated swine. '''2.''' Yo mama. | ||
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| "What you talkin' 'bout, Wilbur?" -- Charlotte, while spinning her web. | "What you talkin' 'bout, Wilbur?" -- Charlotte, while spinning her web. | ||
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| + | Common usage stems from ditties and treats. A ''pig skin'', for example, is tasty. | ||
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| + | The [[AA]] totem pig was famously [[ape]]d by ''Lord of the Flies''. [[Gnome]] [[psy-ops]] cried, "This is doubtful!" | ||
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| + | <h2>Non Canonical Text</h2> | ||
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| + | Civilization owes a debt to pigs. Wild boar run from hunting and gathering societies to more sedentary agricultural communities. | ||
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| + | Note to Western Civilization: the ancient Euro-Aegean custom of offering pigs [[hotdog]]s is Greek. | ||
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| + | <h2>See Also</h2> | ||
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| + | * [[Dewey Rose]] | ||
| + | * [[The Worship of Tits]] | ||
| + | * [[Goat]] | ||
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| |[[Image:Pig.jpg|thumb|center|Yo Mama.]] | |[[Image:Pig.jpg|thumb|center|Yo Mama.]] | ||
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| |''Raw mountain oysters smell'' like truffles. | |''Raw mountain oysters smell'' like truffles. | ||
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pig n. 1. Intelligent and succulent omnivore; domesticated swine. 2. Yo mama. Usage"Eat-in? More like a fucking facist pig-out." –- an angry Addisson, clocking her majesty, 1955. "What you talkin' 'bout, Wilbur?" -- Charlotte, while spinning her web. ExtrapolationCommon usage stems from ditties and treats. A pig skin, for example, is tasty. The AA totem pig was famously aped by Lord of the Flies. Gnome psy-ops cried, "This is doubtful!" Non Canonical TextCivilization owes a debt to pigs. Wild boar run from hunting and gathering societies to more sedentary agricultural communities. Note to Western Civilization: the ancient Euro-Aegean custom of offering pigs hotdogs is Greek. See Also
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[edit] DesiderataRaw mountain oysters smell like truffles. Boars ejaculate a pint of semen during half-hour long orgasms. A boar with no testicles is called a barrow.
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