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-	<tr><td width="*" align="left" valign="top">'''pig''' ''n.'' '''1.''' Intelligent and succulent omnivore; domesticated swine. '''2.''' Yo mama.	+
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-	"Eat-in? More like a fucking facist ''pig''-out." –- an angry [[Addisson]], clocking her majesty, 1955.	+
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-	"What you talkin' 'bout, Wilbur?" -- Charlotte, while spinning her web.	+
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-	Common usage stems from ditties and treats. A ''pig skin'', for example, is tasty.	+
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-	The [[AA]] totem pig was famously [[ape]]d by ''Lord of the Flies''. [[Gnome]] [[psy-ops]] cried, "This is doubtful!"	+
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-	Civilization owes a debt to pigs. Wild boar run from hunting and gathering societies to more sedentary agricultural communities.	+
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-	Note to Western Civilization: the ancient Euro-Aegean custom of offering pigs [[hotdog]]s is Greek.	+
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-	== See Also ==	+
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-	* [[Dewey Rose]]	+
-	* [[The Worship of Tits]]	+
-	* [[Goat]]	+
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-	[[Image:Pig.jpg|thumb|center|Yo Mama.]]	+
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-	''Raw mountain oysters smell'' like truffles.	+
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-	''Boars ejaculate a pint'' of semen during half-hour long orgasms.	+
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-	A boar with no testicles is called a ''barrow''.	+
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