From Plastic Tub

ylem non. 1. Suspicously Yiddish sounding and yet, primordial, stuff; a word which fattens out that which existed before there was a fore; a playful creation myth based on tenuous math. 2. Speculative theory, baggy pants wrestling, dim-bulb archetypes -- the sound of a clearing throat. 3. Bits and bytes, bits and bobs, this and that -- naught.

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""Two Squared; Three Cubed; Four Squared -- it's simple geometry, my Dear Watson," moaned Holmes, sliding along rough, cumin-coloured velvet." Excerpt from The Case of the Frivolous Felch, fan fiction by Richard Lancelyn Green.

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